At ConductorOne, we’ve always believed access control should be simple, secure, and smart. But what if it were also completely unpredictable?
Today, we’re thrilled to introduce our newest innovation: Arbitrary Access Control (AAC), the first AI-powered access management tool that decides who gets access based on general vibe.
That’s right. No more complex policies—just pure, unfiltered judgment.
How it works
Unlike traditional access control tools that rely on outdated concepts like “security,” and “compliance,” AAC uses advanced machine learning to evaluate what really matters—including wardrobe energy, zodiac alignment, and general aura.
Here are just a few real decisions made by AAC during beta testing:
- “Wearing a Patagonia vest. Again.” → Access denied for 1 hour, or until you change.
- “Only one pet photo shared in the last two weeks.” → Access denied indefinitely.
- “Pet made an appearance on a Zoom call.” → Access granted permanently. Good boy.
- “Mercury is in retrograde.” → No one gets access to anything. AAC needs to reset its chakras.
- “Killer playlist.” → Access granted for 2 weeks. AAC appreciates the vibes.
AAC learns and evolves constantly. (Unless it’s feeling stubborn. Or tired).
Say goodbye to over-engineering
With AAC, we’re proud to finally remove the burden of thoughtful access decisions. No more approval workflows, RBAC models, or least privilege. Instead, AAC enables organizations to embrace arbitrary access, zero accountability, maximum chaos, and cosmic alignment.
AAC was built with the modern enterprise in mind. This feature is perfect for:
- Startups that move fast and break things (including security models)
- Teams that want to feel something—anything—when requesting access
- CISOs who have simply given up
Ready to get started?
AAC is rolling out to all ConductorOne customers on April 1st, 2025. For more information, please consult your horoscope or pet a nearby dog.
Just kidding. April Fools!
But Seriously…
As fun as vibes-based access control might sound, access is no joke. When done right, access control is the backbone of a secure, scalable organization. But as companies grow, access becomes harder to manage—especially if you’re juggling outdated permissions, sprawling directory groups, and manual ticketing processes.
That’s where ConductorOne comes in.
Access control should be intentional, contextual, and adaptive. Whether you’re leveraging role-based access control (RBAC) for simplicity and scalability, attribute-based access control (ABAC) for real-time, attribute-driven decisions, or policy-based access control (PBAC) for granular policy control, ConductorOne empowers your organization to implement the model that best fits your needs without manual overhead.
Our platform helps you move beyond the chaos of group sprawl and visibility gaps. We unify roles, entitlements, policies, and workflows into a single, intuitive interface so that you can make smart, least privilege access decisions—fast. We help security and IT teams unbundle legacy access practices and replace them with a modern access management model that scales with your org, integrates with your stack, and aligns with your compliance and governance goals.
So no, AAC won’t be rolling out this April. But if you’re ready for access control that’s secure, flexible, and actually makes sense? Book a demo today.
